A millionaire could go broke using store jellies that aren't even any good. Compared to XLube, any other gel feels like an open transmission gear box filled with beach sand.
What's more, and by more, I mean More, is that one xlube bottle makes a ludicrous amount. I've been using this stuff numerous times daily for years now, and I've consumed only 2 full and 1 partial bottles in all that time. This amount of xlube would have cost $1854 buying ky at walmart. Don't just get it, stock up! It doesn't go bad, and i want to make sure this amazing stuff continues to be available for forever.
I'm having a great time fine tuning the mixture: 20oz room temp distilled water, 3 xlube caps(flat, level) mix occasionally, letting it sit for about 24-48 hours. BONKERS 🤪😜😉🫠🥰
Hot water breaks down the lube, cold water doesn't mix right until it's warm, and hard(dirty, chlorinated, etc) water really affects the end result.
TL;DR - A necessary staple to being alive in this human body. No comparable alternate. 🤯
a little goes a long way. I make up a 'serving' every 2 weeks or so but I still only go through one bottle after months if not just a little over a year. Getting the consistency right for **** vs for fisting is a bit tricky but well worth the trial and error. I love XLube. It makes my hole a delight for Tops to use....
Haiii :3 So,
I had only used those market lubes before that are really meant for heterosexual couples and thus are really just made from water and glycerine. After starting to get into bigger toys the **** lube (that dries before you can even insert the toy) was kind of making everything harder. So after reading some reviews I came to the conclusion that the Xlube lube would make things a lot easier for me and less of an pain in the **** (pun **** intended), and I was not wrong :3
When the product arrived it was already really promising. The item was packaged great and it came with cool extras :3 The shipment was also super fast with zero problems! I mixed a small 100ml batch at home and to be fair, I underestimated the amount of the powder a bit so the lube was a bit runny, But holly **** was it still amazing! The lube is very stringy and even when runny it stays and sticks to **** everything :3 The cleaning up part was not too hard either because after a short while of rubbing under running water the lube just dissolves away.
And about the cost, I can just say that the price to quality to amount ratio is like too good to be true :3 Like, if i would have used the 30€ to buy the market lube i would have gotten like 500ml of it in total and that is absolutely horrendous amount for that money >:3 Like, if you compare half a liter of the most **** **** lube to 20+ liters of absolutely amazing lube for the same money, that just sounds like a bad joke >:3
Like if you are considering buying this product, JUST DO IT! It will probably last you a lifetime and at the same time you will be using an absolutely amazing lube that sticks and makes everything so **** slippery, all while being usable with silicone toys and being fairly easy to clean :3
Thank you Xlube for bringing us this product :3 Would absolutely buy again and will when I get this first bottle to run out >//w\\<
Titel: X Lube Pulver Gleitgel - Wasserbasiert, Langanhaltend und Extrem Ergiebig!
Ich habe das X Lube Pulver Gleitgel ausprobiert und bin beeindruckt von seiner Wasserbasis, Langanhaltendigkeit und außergewöhnlichen Ergiebigkeit. Hier sind meine Eindrücke:
Einfache Anwendung:
Die Anwendung des X Lube Pulver Gleitgels ist denkbar einfach. Das Pulver wird mit Wasser gemischt, und schon entsteht ein geschmeidiges Gleitgel. Diese einfache Handhabung ermöglicht eine flexible Dosierung je nach Bedarf.
Vielseitige Anwendungsmöglichkeiten:
Das Gleitgel ist vielseitig einsetzbar und eignet sich für unterschiedliche Anwendungen. Ob für intime Momente, Massage oder als unterstützendes Hilfsmittel bei verschiedenen Sportarten - die vielseitige Anwendbarkeit macht es zu einem alltagstauglichen Produkt.
Langanhaltende Gleitfähigkeit:
Das X Lube Pulver Gleitgel zeichnet sich durch seine langanhaltende Gleitfähigkeit aus. Auch bei längeren Aktivitäten bleibt das Gleitgel wirksam, ohne auszutrocknen. Dies sorgt für ein kontinuierliches und angenehmes Erlebnis.
Extreme Ergiebigkeit:
Die Ergiebigkeit dieses Pulver Gleitgels ist wirklich außergewöhnlich. Eine kleine Menge des Pulvers reicht aus, um eine beträchtliche Menge an Gleitgel herzustellen. Dies macht das Produkt besonders wirtschaftlich und langlebig.
Wasserbasiert und Hautfreundlich:
Die wasserbasierte Formel des Gleitgels macht es hautfreundlich und leicht abwaschbar. Es enthält keine öligen oder fettigen Bestandteile und ist daher schonend für die Haut. Es hinterlässt keine Rückstände und ist leicht abwaschbar.
Neutraler Geruch und Geschmack:
Das X Lube Pulver Gleitgel ist geruchlos und geschmacksneutral. Dies ermöglicht ein ungestörtes und sinnliches Erlebnis, ohne von zusätzlichen Duft- oder Geschmackselementen beeinträchtigt zu werden.
Diskrete Verpackung:
Die Verpackung ist diskret und unauffällig gestaltet. Das Pulver Gleitgel kommt in einer praktischen und handlichen Verpackung, die sich leicht verstauen lässt.
Dermatologisch Getestet:
Die dermatologische Verträglichkeit des X Lube Pulver Gleitgels wurde getestet und bestätigt. Es eignet sich daher besonders gut für Personen mit empfindlicher Haut.
Insgesamt kann ich das X Lube Pulver Gleitgel allen empfehlen, die auf der Suche nach einem wasserbasierten, langanhaltenden Gleitgel mit extrem hoher Ergiebigkeit sind. Mit seiner einfachen Anwendung und vielseitigen Einsatzmöglichkeiten ist dieses Gleitgel eine überzeugende Wahl für unterschiedliche Bedürfnisse.
This is probably the best lubricant I have and feels so good inside of me and the texture is the best I’ve ever had.
It works well, if not a bit stringy which is to be expected and probably lessens with getting your own recipe down.
The only problem I really have is with the measurement. They say one cap full per 8 oz but there is an inner and outer cap and there is no way to pour it without making a mess.
Only improvements to make is possibly add a fill here line/some form of accurate manufacturer suggestions on measurement, and possibly some form of spout or extra small funnel in order to easy pouring.
Otherwise, amazing lube once made
Exactly what I was hoping for and at a large volume from a small bottle. Also really quick shipping because the lube is shipped as a powder. Exactly as advertised. The lubricant is really smooth and slippery which is what I needed to get quickly into silicone suits for filming. I was also happy about the small Haribo bag that was shipped along which was a nice bonus.
I couldn’t be happier! X Lube is so much better that those other lettered lubes! Lasts much longer!! Thanks X-Lube!
I’m a b**t*m and I always crave for bigger toys but I always worried about running out of waterbased lubes that is easy to dry out so I cannot enjoy my Jeff Stryker ****. But when I tried this product it gives me so much eagerness and confidence to take large toys inside me by just pouring more of this lube without worrying it will ran out. It’s very easy to prepare this, just buy some 500ml distilled water and a cup of X-Lube powder to put in a sports bottle and shake it!! Not easy dry and very thick so it will last for hours of continous playing. I cannot stop using it, I really enjoy pleasuring myself. Strech mine to the fullest. The inventor of this product is a genius. It’s a live saver! Definitely will buy again after I consume my first bottle. Very happy, im glad I discover this gem. Thank you so much X-LUBE!
Danger this stuff is slippery, like if it could be made into a solid you could put on the bottoms of you feet and ice skate on asphalt. Weirdly stringy, the cheese pull on this stuff is measured feet not inches. Dunk an appendage into a vat of XLube and walk away five meters and you will still be attached to the source. The only bad but not bad thing about Xlube is the fact its so durable, what ever you put this on stays lubed. Awesome while using it to penetrate your orifices, as even as it dries is becomes a just as slick jelley, but clean up is a disaster. Nothing can clean this stuff up quickly, after my first use trying to clean this stuff off the toys I used and my body was a chore. After mixing it does not dissolve in water easily, so my getting in the shower soaping, up scrubbing, only spread spider webs of this stuff from my hole to all over my body. The soap bar was covered in ropes lube that made it more slippery that **** on gold tooth. The normal 15 minute clean up shower took three times as long. As they say nothing is perfect, Xlube may be the perfect lube but damn is a **** to clean up. 9 out of 10 would highly recommend just be ready clean up a Chernobyl sized mess.
This is one of the best lubes I have used for play. The negative about the product is you need to plan your play since you need a minimum of 30 minutes to make it. I found that it’s good for about 1 week then I make a fresh batch. The issue is it gets kind of watery after a week. If you shake it during that week it is then useable. I put it in a 32 oz pump for ease. It’s cool that it is shipped directly from Germany. A small bottle will go a long way. Yes you can find cheaper lube on the market. You want find a better lube.
Wish it sold in Australia…But it is value for money and X extra slippery and bloody fun slapping it on everywhere..Wife and I X love the XLUBE.
As an avid homosexual who goes thru countless litres sometimes even in one session, this is by far and away the go to. And what peace of mind knowing there’s always access to more lube somewhere in the home. Do rec. Find your measurements (mine’s three) and go nuts!
This lube is absolutely phenomenal, especially if you're on the end of the spectrum that enjoys large toys, fists, etc. It's gooey, stringy, messy and so slippery you could slide a golfball through a tennis racket with it. Highly recommend for us sizequeens.
Kurzversion:
X-Lube ist für Männer und Frauen, die es tierisch abgehen lassen wollen.
Nicht zu vergleichen mit Schmiere für Tiere mit begrenzter Lebensdauer.
Unser Eindruck:
- benetzt super
- flutscht bestens
- ist gefühlsecht
- geschmacklos dazu
- zieht keine Fäden
- läßt sich gut abwaschen
- die übliche Sauerrei auf/unter der Spielfläche läßt sich bestens aufnehmen/Du brauchst kein Salz dazu
- ist sparsam im Verbrauch und
- spart Dir auch noch teure Fettdosen, denn
X-Luber brauchen kein Fett!
Wir nehmen nur noch X-Lube!
Langversion:
Wir kaufen Bio und was schieben wir uns in den A...?
Konservierungs- und Zusatzstoffe, die den Fiechern bei deren kurzer Lebenszeit nix ausmachen, daher auch nicht deklariert werden, in Deiner Kiste?
Im Menschen, die es gerne noch bis ins hohe Alter krachen lassen wollen, macht das für Dich keinen Unterschied?
Geiz ist Geil?
Gentechnisch veränderte Zutaten, Rückstände von Pflanzenschutzmitteln in überteuertem Backfett made in USA sind Dir auch egal?
Uns nicht: Kommt uns alles nicht an und in die Kiste/an unser liebstes Spielzeug. Geil ist für uns was anderes!
X-Lube, die alte als auch die neue, verbesserte Formel, ist uns auch noch nie schlecht geworden. Kein Zucker drin, kein Nährboden für Keime. Das hat es noch nicht gegeben!
X-Lube steht bei uns im Kühlschrank immer griffbereit. Ganz spontan flutscht alles was schnell flutschen soll und zwar bestens.
Ich koche das Wasser vor der Zubereitung einfach kurz ab, lasse es abkühlen, mixe es dann nach Anleitung auf der Flasche. Nach Gusto eher eine als zwei ordentliche Verschlußkappen auf eine saubere!! Sport-/Trinkflasche à 500ml:
- Wasser rein
- Pulver drauf
- mit Handballen verschließen, damit es schnell geht
- sofort schütteln
- dann erst Flasche zudrehen
- 10 Minuten warten
- schütteln,
- nochmal warten, schüttel, tut alles nicht weh - easy.
Wir machen uns davon einfach direkt mehr, zum Nachfüllen, falls mal wieder einer drin schwimmen will. Hält sich doch so gut.
Und probiers einfach auch mal aus/alles Kopfsache: lass das Fett weg. Es rimmt sich auch besser. Genial, das Gefühl!
The wife and I have been looking for a better lube for years and this seems to be it. We've literally tried everything except for powder lines and I chose this one for the purity. Took about a month to arrive here in America but holy cow was it worth the wait. Hands down the best, smoothest, longest lasting and NON- sticky lube ever. as soon as it dries there's absolutely nothing there. Didn't even have to shower after we did the do. If you're thinking about it, just order it already and enjoy.
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Exactly what I paid for. They also included a few sweet gifts like stickers, gummy bears, and an X pin. :) Also, easy-open packaging.
The best Lubricant Ever. Very SLIPPERY and Easy to Clean up.
I wish I knew about it before
It's easy to mix and stays extra slippery and lasts. I definitely will be ordering more when my supply runs out. It will be the only lube I use from now on.
This is the best lube I have used. Just add water and let it work!!! I have had an easier time with the extra large (insert,,,, here lol) that I use. Will not use any other for lube.
(the choice of DHL for delivery and the added charge was disappointing as I paid for expedited delivery and the shipment was 'held up...' call to DHL was not helpful in getting what I needed within the promised time. The customer service on your end was fantastic and I appreciate the help and refund.)
Will recommend this as only choice.